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GreekOne

51 ways to make your parents believe you are retarded.

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NOTE: This is only for the minority of DRD, since the majority of players are already retarded

1... Follow them around the house... EVERYWHERE...

2... Moo when they say your name...

3... Pretend to have amnesia...

4... Say everything backwards.... (ex: ...sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yas)

5... Give yourself a swirly...

6... Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun!!! It's dying!!!"

7... Run into walls...

8... Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear... 9... have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

10... Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

11... Pretend to worship the devil...

12... Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "good morning sunshine!!!"

13... Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder..

14... Run in circles...

15... Recite a whole movie 3 times...

16... Pretend to beat yourself up...

17... Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!!!"

18... Slither everywhere...

19... Wear a sticker that says, "I'm A Retard!!!"

20... Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

21... Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

22... Super glue your finger up your nose...

23... Talk to a pen...

24... Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time...

25... Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...

26... Try and climb the wall..

27... Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...

28... Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

29... In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"

30... Put pegs on your nose and eyes...

31... Do what they actually tell you...

32... Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... i get it!!!"

33... Eat your hair...

34... Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

35... Eat anything obviously not edible...

36... Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

37... Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

38... Hold their hand and whisper to them, "i see dead people..."

39... When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"

40... Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

41... Ask them quietly, "pardon me but do you have any..." then yell, "SHOELACES!!!"

42... Chase an imaginary tail..

43... Demand that you want your own area code...

44... At everything they say yell, "LIAR!!!"

45... Pretend to be 326 years old...

46... Hang upside down in your closet...

47... Pretend to be a phone...

48... Try to swim in the floor...

49... Tap on their door all night...

50... Pretend to have multiple personalities...

51... Be yourself...

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  1. chillin's Avatar
    thanks for the insightful blog. it helped.
  2. KeeLLoo's Avatar
    You learned them by experience I guess. Hard work to find all of these ways man. Now your life must be much bettet than how it was.
  3. Jeff's Avatar
    LMAO! For you the list is a lot shorter.

    1- Make a shit blog talking about ways of being a retard.
  4. Rockz's Avatar
    LOL
  5. Konverse's Avatar
    One of the best tutorials of being a retard ever.
  6. Aldrixk's Avatar
    Best way how to make your parents believe you really retarded. LOL.
  7. cristiano's Avatar
    GreekOne Nice One u proved that u r Retard
  8. NoScope's Avatar
    LMAO,Thanks for the guide.
  9. KeeLLoo's Avatar
    In fact you guys don't give a shit about those ways. If you would try one, your parents would beat the shit out of you and than lock you in the basement a week.
  10. Toast's Avatar
    Are you seeing a psychiatrist?
  11. Gabriel's Avatar
    The last point is the most efficient one
  12. Shine's Avatar
    Greekone we all know that u're retard no need to prove.
  13. neo's Avatar
    31... Do what they actually tell you...

    Everyting Else Is Fine hhh :)